The big question now: are they still okay, being electrical appliances? Ah, he is, but he's obviously pretending now. Haha, Vacuum Cleaner jumps off the cliff into the river as well! And saves everyone! Heroism! Is he still going to be cranky. Who looks around nervously, realising he's alone in a strange place, far away from home and a power source. Oh WHOOPS everyone falls off the cliff into the river except Vacuum Cleaner. Ah, he turns out to be okay, just really really angry. I don't think I have it in me to be shocked anymore. Vacuum Cleaner chokes on his own chord and shorts out. Aww shucks, Vacuum's a cranky old codger, he doesn't let Blanket be grateful. Vacuum Cleaner saves Blanket, who's stuck on a tree. He didn't die, he just got electrified really badly. Toaster wakes up, there's a storm, and Blanket gets blown away! What the hell, the BABY of the group gets blown away! AND THE BATTERY IS DEAD, WHAT DID I TELL YOU? What is Lamp Light doing, he's just - OH MY GOD HE JUST SACRIFICED HIMSELF TO RECHARGE THE BATTERY I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY JUST KILLED ANOTHER CHARACTER. Okay, I purposely didn't pay attention for a bit. Guess that answers the questions whether toasters dream of HOLY FUCK A CLOWN!!!!!! A SCARY CLOWN!!!! WHAT THE HELL, MOVIE!!!!!! DON'T YOU WANT ME TO FINISH WATCHING THIS? Does this foreshadow something? Sleepy time! Wait, what this? Lamp Light asks Toaster accusingly why he's suddenly being nice to Blanket? Talk about an attitude problem. Ah, Blanket makes a camp, stopping the argument and letting everyone sleep.
THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER SCARY SCENE MOVIE
which somehow doesn't seem so scary after some of the other things this movie has done. Ohoho! The objects reach a dark and scary forest. Did some studio bigwigs decide that the movie wasn't cute enough and told them to throw a bunch of fuzzy animals in? Because really, that didn't make any sense. Wait, what was the point of that meadow scene? They didn't learn anything useful, didn't meet anyone that could help them, didn't converse with any of the animals. THE FLOWER DIES! WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? That makes this movie's deathcount TWO. They stumble upon a meadow of musically-inclined animals. AWW Toaster doesn't let Blanket snuggle up to him! That's mean of you, Toaster. Talk about a Fellowship that can't get along. Hey, a song sequence! Feels out of place, though. (I just realised that Vacuum Cleaner's name is Kirby, but I'm gonna keep calling him Vacuum Cleaner.) Why do I get the awful feeling that this is going to end badly? Do I still want to watch this? Yeah, I still want to watch this. Okay, so they're jacking a battery to the Vacuum Cleaner so to power their way cross-country. Here we go, the objects all rally together to leave the house of find the Master. AHA! It's the freakout I was warned about, talk about being a drama llama - WHOA, HE KILLS HIMSELF? Suicide in a kid's movie!Īnother car's coming! Hah, called it! Turned out to be some dude putting a "For Sale" sign.
THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER SCARY SCENE PLUS
Hmm, Air-cond hates everyone plus the Master. Which is made all the more worse because Blanket is crying, and he's obviously supposed to be a child.Īir-conditioner! Sexy voice, plenty of disdain in his delivery. I've seen inanimate objects get attached to their Masters before (hello, Toy Story), but this is bordering on religious fanaticism. GYAH, Blanket's obsessive love with the Master is, uh, creepy, to say the least. There's a car coming, but is it the Master? Okay, so it isn't. Haley Joel Osment and Heather O'Rourke would be proud. Okay, roll call: Toaster, Radio, Lamp Light, Blanket, Vacuum and Air-conditioner.īlanket gets a creepy possessed vibe and says softly: "A car." Which is quite possibly the freakiest line I've ever heard in a kid's movie. So the Master should be in his teens about now. What, they've been waiting for two thousand days? That's at the very least 6 years.
Sudden flashback to Faerie Tale Theatre's Rip Van Winkle.Īnthropomorphic inanimate objects! Okay, hmm, they're waiting for their Master. This is my real-time response to watching the movie, so spoilers, naturally.Įrr, these opening credits are creepy. Thanks to lady_amasis and all the other people who "recced" this movie. This is a live post! I'm typing this as I watch The Brave Little Toaster for the first time EVAH.
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